![]() Im-so-hardcore-that-I'm-better-than-you-because-I-watch-anime-RAW-and-without-subtitles-even-though-my-Japanese-is-worse-than-my-5th-grade-English. But some of the good stuff is really good - like Appleseed and Cowboy Beebop, and I must say, I enjoy watching them and I can appreciate the artwork, the animation, and the direction that goes into making them.īut you, you, the self-proclaimed messiah of all things Japan-animation, are pissing me off with your constant flaunting of anime knowledge and constant patronization of my tastes. ![]() It's a fairly well established medium for animation, and like all mediums, its got its good stuff and bad stuff, and truth be told, the bad probably outnumbers the good, and probably by a long shot at that. Oh hey look! While you were humping my corpse? I spawned behind you. Screaming profanities at everyone every time you bumble into a lucky kill because you camp the P Sword spawn just makes everyone hate you and give Halo fans a bad name. Great job! Oh what's that? You humped my mom? Well that's nice, because I just called yours and guess what? You're grounded. I'd enjoy it so much more if it weren't for you - the 13 year old kid screaming "fa t" to my ears while humping my corpse because you got lucky camping behind that stupid block with a P sword. I think it's probably the best console shooter ever (aside from Goldeneye on the N64 but we'll let that slide) and I actually find lots of enjoyment out of coming home from a hard day's work, plugging in the box, and go melee people in the face with a shotgun. It's a ing dinner roll that came with the combo meal, not LEMBAS. No - you are DEFINITELY NOT a goddamn elf. Every time we start a conversation, you bring up Lord of the Rings and how everything seems to parallel. You, who attend every single LoTR convention, who begins to lecture me on the proper elven table manners on the rare occasion we go out together and wonder why I dumped you for your much hotter, much less crazy younger sister. I-wear-elf-ears-and-correct-you-on-the-pronounciation-of-Lothlorien, the self proclaimed Lord of the Rings fan. I make it a tradition to give a re-reading of the trilogy and Simarillion every two years or so, because LoTR are the kind of books that grow up with you. I love the prose of the trilogy, and the characterizations, the mythos, the history, and all the love that went into creating it. ![]() And if you quote Stone Cold Austin to my face again, I'm going to pile drive you through the ground. You worship WWF characters because you think they're cool, because you believe these overly-bulky soap stars are the pinnacle of man-dom. Because you, my fat, retarded friend, is far too insecure to admit that you enjoy watching wrestling because you think it puts you into a new, edgy, MANLY layer of society. WWF fanboy with the fat T Shirt that says "DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?", not you. I like watching a bunch of comic book characters come to life and beat the living crap out of each other between tirades and exchanges of villainy. I'm too insecure about my masculinity to watch Lifetime but I enjoyed reading Wuthering Heights in high school - for all the wrong reasons. ![]() Okay, look, before you jump all over my back, I am fully conscious of what wrestling is, okay? It's soap opera for men. I can't even talk about the show with you because all you'll do is yell stupid memes and pretend you're funny.Ģ. No one is laughing at your stupid Zim t-shirt, especially when they see you're 35 years old. No, randomly shouting "PANCAKES!" or "MOOOOOOSE" does not make you funny. It's a quirky little cartoon that's got lots of personality and can be very enjoyable when watched in a laid back mood - preferably enhanced by a suitable amount of alcohol or for you Netherlanders, weed.Īwesome show, except for the retarded fan base. It's a snazzy and edge cartoon that throws sideways humor at you that, for all the right reasons, is hilarious most of the time.
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